Kermit the frog

Kermit the frog is a cool dude who usually dual wields samurai swords while smoking blunts.

Is that kermit the frog with two samurai swords smoking a blunt?

by Mikkhal and Axuel November 17, 2017

kermit the frog

a green puppet that has most likely commited many war crimes in his past… we dont talk about it

kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes

by i forgor my name February 16, 2025

kermit_the_frog

Hot asf

OMG! Kermit_The_Frog is hella cute

by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 7, 2019

Kermit (the frog)

Usually, a tall skinny, athletic person who is wealthy or pretentious.

Look at that lanky Kermit (the frog) with that fat woman.

by Contorno August 20, 2023

Kermit the frog with thanos glove

end of the world

"do you see that, i think its Kermit the frog with thanos glove"

"welp, see you on the other side."

by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020

Kermit the Frog Green

A really ugly and tasteless shade of green.

or

A term that is used to define something (mostly a choice of color or decor) as gross and overwhelming.

Elmo: Oh wow, look at that fancy car! I want one of those in Kermit the Frog Green!

Ezruh: Elmo, you have no taste. Everything looks hideous in Kermit the Frog Green, anyone with a brain in their skull could understand that.

Elmo: Oh be quiet.

by Cecil The Cave Troll October 8, 2023

Kermit the Frog Wart Snort

When a male is giving a female with genital warts oral pleasure, and he inhales very deeply.

Last night me and heather were together and I gave her a Kermit the Frog Wart Snort. She loved it.

by ZZZ4693ZZZ October 30, 2007