kablumpkin

Sexual term. When a male recieves falacio while deficating, usually on the toilet.

"That chick was nasty as hell, I went to go take a shit right, and she came in and gave me a Kablumpkin!"

"Got a kablumpkin out of her."

by AllHavok April 16, 2008

kerblumpkiss

a sexual act where the female collects the nob cheese from the male and spreads it on piece of toast and eats it with a cup of tea. other names: A chornomanboobski, bellendanerra.

you are so hot i wanna give you a kerblumpkiss.

by MandD April 2, 2009

Kerflumping

The act of bushwalking in the wilderness

We went Kerflumping on the weekend

by Tdpro July 18, 2020

keybumpkin

Giving your buddy a key bump of coke while they are taking a dump

My friend needed a pick me up while he needed to poop so I gave him a keybumpkin.

by Bet_the_Farm October 27, 2023