Kermiting the Frog

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.

Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.

by jon glickman January 9, 2009

Kermiting

The act of painting your partner green, then fisting them. Fisting may be either vaginal or anal. The person being fisted sings The Rainbow Connection.

Bob: How is your grandmother?

Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.

by monkeyspanker October 4, 2012

Kermiting suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting suicide.

by Yoshi_r1212 September 2, 2016

Kerbing

The act of pulling your jeans down, your coat up and shitting all over a residential street and your boxers in the early hours of the morning after a Thai boxing match and a dodgy Indian.

Massive kerbing accident last night!

by chester drawz November 30, 2011

kermitting

Flailing your arms around the office to turn back on the lights.

Ed began kermitting around the office before the customers walked in the door.

by Blackether April 2, 2015

Kermitting

The act of making an error whilst driving or cutting someone one off and just looking straight forward pretending you are unaware of what you've just done.

That dickhead is totally kermitting me right now.

by Worlds most unstealthy ninja April 22, 2017

kerbing the goose

Euphemism for male masturbation.

'He kerbed the goose'
'I was kerbing the goose'
'He kerbed the goose real good'

by Goose kerber July 1, 2008