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Keynesian Kenyan

Shit! This milk is like $3.50 a gallon. Screw the Keynesian Kenyan.
by The Reverend McCready May 20, 2011
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kenkensquidkuddlephish

A lost soul with no purpose but lie to himself.

Yes, we all feel sad and sorry for him... Being a waste of our planet's oxygen supply.
kenkensquidkuddlephish bro! Oh, you mean Jeff, bud that's fuckin cancer boy! The guy isn't even a script kiddie yet.
Yo, he told us his balls haven't dropped yet either! lelz
by 3301_puzzle_phunz November 24, 2018
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Kenyetta

Kenyetta is a girl with major athletic abilities. Everyone wants to be seen with her. She's usually very talented and very ambitious. She doesn't stop trying until she gets what she wants. She's very charming and appealing. She always smiles and makes everyone's day. She usually have a lot of friends. There's usually no one who's mean to her. She's super sweet, but will get mean if she has to. She's very pretty and has beautiful eyes.
Jill-"Who came in first place?"
Joe-"Kenyetta"
Bob-"Of course, she's amazing!"

Ayan-"Who did you pick for homecoming queen?"
Raye-"Kenyetta, of course."
Ayan-"So did I"
Kaly-"Me too"
by Ane Voldinnack April 16, 2011
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Kenenisa Bekele

22 year old Ethiopian distance running sensation. Bekele has won the World Cross Country Championships' short course (4k) and the long course (12k) together in the last three years. Previously, this had never been done at all, let alone by someone so young. Bekele proved himself on the track at the 2003 World Championships by winning the 10k. In 2004, within a period of 8 days, he eclipsed his fellow countryman Haile Gebrselassie's 5k and 10k records by approximately 2 seconds each. In both races he had no one to challenge him, and the rabbits did not do their job properly, so it is generally assumed that he will continue to lower his own world record. He recently won the Olympic gold medal in the 10k in olympic record time (27:05). He was so dominant that he ran the last lap in 53 seconds and said "It was no problem for me" after the race. He is the favorite in the upcoming 5k Olympic Final which will be one of the most competitive distance races of all time featuring Bekele, 20 year old Ethiopian prodigy Sileshi Sihine who won silver in the Olympic 10k, world champion Kenyan Eliud Kipchoge and world runner-up at 5k and world champ at 1500 from Morocco Hicham El Guerrouj. If Bekele wins, he will be the first to complete the 5k and 10k double since Miruts Yifter, also from Ethiopia, in 1980.

Height: ~5'4
Weight: ~120 lbs.
Date of Birth: June 13, 1982
Place of Birth: Bekoji, Arsi Province (Ethiopia)
5k PR: 12:37.35 (World Record)
10k PR: 26:20.31 (World Record)
Jose Contreras: Haile Gebrselassie may be the greatest distance runner of all time with 17 world records.
Bruce Lee: ya but Kenenisa Bekele will be the greatest of all time eventually... he has the versatility of Geb on the track, but what sets him apart is his success in cross country as well, which Geb never had.
by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
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Kenyon

Kenyon is a funny, caring, outgoing, and loving guy! He loves his family and will always think about others before himself, but don't make him mad because he can get very crazy and loose his mind and doesn't think twice about fighting. kenyon doesn't like mess and he is very handsome with the most awesome waves! Ladies get you a Kenyon !! (Ken-yehn)
Girl, did you see Kenyon today?! He is so sexy!
by CamelJamesOreo May 16, 2017
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Starving Kenyan

The act of using marathon pro + lightweight pro + commando pro along with a care package marker on Modern Warfare 2 to run extremely fast, aka the 'starving Kenyan' class. This was a class used mainly in Capture the Flag. The term was made popular by the c0deReality clan on MW2.
Person A: Holy shit, you're running so fast man!
Person B: Yeah, I'm using my Starving Kenyan class, runnin' flags like a champ.
by IXI-TheEnd-IXI January 19, 2010
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Kenyan_masterpiece

The coolest guy in the universe.
A very charming person.
Everyone deserves a friend like kenyan_masterpiece
by kenyan_masterpiece December 30, 2020
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