keif

To Steal or pilfer something

I am going to keif a candy bar.

by Scott Wright April 28, 2005

Keif

A dirt boy who is about 3 feet tall, and everyone loves his mom.

that damn Keif dun stole all our wimens.

by m750 July 15, 2003

keif

When a man queefs out of his penis.

Michael just keifed in public.

by ChickenChaos29 May 17, 2009

Keif

Keif, used to define something bad that has happened.

"Damit, I failEd th spelin test agin, this shit is keif!" or, "Dude, you got busted with the weed man, that's keif."

by Kyle Haccius December 9, 2004

Keif Massage

A pleasurable tingling feeling in the back of the throat after pulling a straight keif bowl on a nice cool bong. This massaging feeling is usually desired after hooting a bowl that was particularly harsh on the throat.

Yo that last hit was pretty harsh, gimme a bowl full of keif for a nice keif massage to make it better

by ST Dancergirl December 15, 2014

keif box

A small wooden box, devided with a silkscreen used to seperate keif from marijuana buds.

Keith shook some weed up in his keif box before packing a bowl.

by Scooter McGrooter March 17, 2005

Keif Theif

Legend tells of a theif of keif, who steals yo keif, for your keif.

Where's my keif? Oh shit, we were hit by a keif theif!

by Jean Me July 3, 2022