keep in touch

What someone (but usually a guy) says when he knows he'll never contact you again. A less dickish version of "I'll call you".

Wow, last night was amazing. Keep in touch!

by fokkenlarney June 8, 2015

keep in gangster

Keep shit gully, and hard, and rough

I just got out of the pen and haven't shaved in 3 years and tomorrow I'm going in for an IT job interview, if that's not keeping it gangster, I really don't want to know what is.

by Nuckra May 29, 2003

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.

friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

by Evoslip April 25, 2009

keep it in your pants

1) Response to when someone says something overtly sexual.

2) It's a school night maybe she will keep it in her pants for once.

It's unisex. Ironic if said to a girl so completely fine.

similar to: "relax buddy, no need to get riled up there."
or
Person A- "DAYUM...the things I would do to that ass."

Person B- "Buddy, keep it in your pants."

by Prophite May 2, 2008

Keep it in gear

The process by which a man keeps his penis "ready for action" by physically maintaining a half-erection so that it can go full erection at a moment's notice. Commonly done while switching sex positions and during long bouts of masturbation.

She had to go downstairs to get the condoms so I had to keep it in gear until she got back.

by DaTruthMasta November 12, 2009

keep it in the back

Can be used as an affirmation, agreement or as a salutation. To comment on any situation and expect agreement. It means anything.

"Hey Sam, how's it going?" -- "Keep in the back, yo".

"I went to see this awesome band, and had to leave early, total bummer!" -- "Keep it in the back, yo!"

"I'm feeling down, I need some help, what's your secret to life?" -- "I just try to keep it in the back as often as I can, yo!"

Origin: "It's really cold, I need to put this hat on" -- "Keep it in the back, yo!"

by turdfest January 30, 2014

good thing you don't keep guns in the house

A phrase used in response to somebody overreacting over a minor or petty incident.

Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.

by Affable Douche December 3, 2013