It's what you say to a meteorologist after they announce the forecast.
Or in any and all situations ever.
Or in any and all situations ever.
by dmcleod September 19, 2009
Expression, 21th century American English
1) An expression o encourage one to continue with an undesirable or menial task.
1) An expression o encourage one to continue with an undesirable or menial task.
by charles chicken September 19, 2009
Basically a much funnier synonym for "Keep on keepin' on." It's what you say when someone tells you how they're struggling with something.
Ernie: It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Dick.
Dick: I guess that's me...
Ernie: Keep fucking that chicken.
Dari: *googly eyes*
Dick: I guess that's me...
Ernie: Keep fucking that chicken.
Dari: *googly eyes*
by Murderface September 17, 2009
by meme noticer September 17, 2009
Encouraging someone to give you good results again.
Based on newscaster Ernie Anastos cursing to the weatherman Nick Gregory, after Gregory gives his weather forecast on 9/16/09. Anastos, in some playful banter to Gregory, said, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick." Gregory responded, "I guess that's me." Anastos then said, "Keep fucking that chicken."
Based on newscaster Ernie Anastos cursing to the weatherman Nick Gregory, after Gregory gives his weather forecast on 9/16/09. Anastos, in some playful banter to Gregory, said, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick." Gregory responded, "I guess that's me." Anastos then said, "Keep fucking that chicken."
Sharon: Here's that report you wanted, sir. I managed to find a way to save the company $1 million dollars.
Lucius: Keep fucking that chicken!
Lucius: Keep fucking that chicken!
by dangergirl63 September 18, 2009
A sarcastic statement made to humorously disparage a person's efforts.
Based on newscaster Ernie Anastos cursing to the weatherman Nick Gregory, after Gregory gives his idiotic weather forecast on 9/16/09. Anastos, in some mocking banter to Gregory, said, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick." Gregory responded, "I guess that's me?". Anastos bitingly, and hilariously, adds "Keep fucking that chicken!"
Based on newscaster Ernie Anastos cursing to the weatherman Nick Gregory, after Gregory gives his idiotic weather forecast on 9/16/09. Anastos, in some mocking banter to Gregory, said, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick." Gregory responded, "I guess that's me?". Anastos bitingly, and hilariously, adds "Keep fucking that chicken!"
After the president pledged to spend billions of dollars to prevent encrypted communications, a voice was heard from the back of the press room: "Keep fucking that chicken, Obama!"
by Todamont September 27, 2010
Shortened version: A man goes into a whorehouse and says he's jaded and wants something completely different, so he's told to go into a room where he sees a chicken. He says, "What am I supposed to do with that?" He's told, "You're supposed to fuck it!" So he shrugs, takes his clothes off, and starts chasing the chicken around the room, but after 20 minutes, clawed, pecked and bleeding, he gives up. He walks out of the room and down the hall, where he sees a group of people looking through a window at a woman having sex with a donkey. "That's disgusting," he says. "That's nothing," one of the men says. "A few minutes ago there was a guy trying to fuck a chicken!"
Thus the phrase, "Keep fucking that chicken."
Thus the phrase, "Keep fucking that chicken."
by Writer89 September 23, 2009