Poor, trailor trash, shallow wigga who left his pregnant, afro-american wife (Shar Jackson-whom he has a couple kids with)for pop sensation Britney Spears cuz she's cuter and has a lot more money.
by lovezit April 7, 2005
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Lal: Wow, that Federline guy is so whipped, Britney has him wrapped around her finger.
Cas: Yeah, well at least he'll never go hungry.
Cas: Yeah, well at least he'll never go hungry.
by Lal September 2, 2005
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Who's there?
...Kevin Federline
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Three guys walked into a bar..
The third one was Kevin Federline.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kevin Federline.
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How many ________s does it take to screw in lightbulb?
Kevin Federline.
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If your name is Kevin Federline...you might be a redneck.
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Yo momma so fat Kevin Federline would do her.
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Who's there?
...Kevin Federline
HAHAHAHAHAH
Three guys walked into a bar..
The third one was Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
How many ________s does it take to screw in lightbulb?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Two blondes are sitting at a nail salon, when one blonde says to another, "Kevin Federline."
HAHAHAHAHAH
If your name is Kevin Federline...you might be a redneck.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Yo momma so fat Kevin Federline would do her.
HAHAHAHAHAH
by Jon and Chris August 31, 2006
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1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him
2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration
3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits
1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him
2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration
3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits
Kevin: Mommy, I wanna wear my wifebeater to school!
Sheila/Mother: No, Kevin, you will look like Kevin Federline!
Kevin: Oh no, Kevin Federline? Mom, you know what? I'll just wear my button-down shirt to school.
Sheila: That's my little boy.
Sheila/Mother: No, Kevin, you will look like Kevin Federline!
Kevin: Oh no, Kevin Federline? Mom, you know what? I'll just wear my button-down shirt to school.
Sheila: That's my little boy.
by Kenny McCor September 1, 2008
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