kant 

A dumbass named victor zuber who kant spell word kant.

kant by Anonymous August 19, 2003

kant 

a person not of equal wretchedness as a cunt but in a jovial or jakalesque manner. thus fulfilling all attributes of the jakal be it in terms of blapse or other ego gratifying activities or general ladishness.

a free holiday in sydney?!- you kant!

kant by IHC July 8, 2003

kant 

cunt the aussie way!

you sick quiaant!
ypu fucking quiannt! beware

kant by kg (still kg) March 31, 2005

Kant 

Stupid bitch who is head of the computer science dept. at Glendon College, even though she does not know who to do some of the most basic things on a computer. She's a fucking asshole, who gets pissed off when people are late or eat in her class.

Kant is a fucking bitch, I hope we get a new dept. head.

Kant by Angry_student February 22, 2005

kant 

Hipster's replacement for the word 'Can't'.

Ludacris: Kant yea see bitch I've diarrhea. Get out ma way.
Bitch: *Stares like a bitch*

kant by Kaka diwana January 7, 2019

Kant 

Is my daddy

not based friend: what are you reading, nerd
you: (they don’t know i know this trick) your dad

NBF: Kant? Oh yeah, he’s my fav too

Kant by kantcore1804 December 29, 2021

Kant 

An insult for someone who is reliant on coffee to an obnoxious degree and will lash out at everything without it. It's based on German philosopher Immanuel Kant who would cry "I am drowning" if he didn't have a cup for a while.

"Jamie is acting irritable again"

"It's probably because he didn't have enough coffee this morning. He needs to get his shit together and stop acting like a Kant"

Kant by anonymous February 27, 2022