A young boy said to be picked up from a trash bin. A young boy who cannot sit still and climbs around. You will always find him at a Ramen shop. Sometimes he calls himself Peter Parker. Sometimes he calls himself Shawn Michael.
Sometimes he thinks he is your friendly neighbour Spiderman.
Sometimes he thinks he is a TMNT.
He is a young, cute and handsome boy who thinks his age resets every year.
He is the trollest of trolls. And you never know when he will call you just to ask you to pee.
Sometimes he thinks he is your friendly neighbour Spiderman.
Sometimes he thinks he is a TMNT.
He is a young, cute and handsome boy who thinks his age resets every year.
He is the trollest of trolls. And you never know when he will call you just to ask you to pee.
Kang is so cute
by Thatyellowunderwear May 28, 2018
Get the Kangmug. a faux boss; one who THINKS he is sick, while in reality, he is not. an illegitimate muffdiver. performs random acts associated with the phrases "butt pirate" and "uphill gardener".
Kang #1:Wuddup pimp, your such a kang because your cadillac pimpin all the beezies.
Kang #2:Ahh son I already know. i think they want me to skeet skeet on them with my two foot penis. good thing i had soggy waffles with my wheaties this morning.
Kang #2:Ahh son I already know. i think they want me to skeet skeet on them with my two foot penis. good thing i had soggy waffles with my wheaties this morning.
by Bob Jeagermeister July 2, 2007
Get the KANGmug. A slang common in Almelo (The Netherlands). Also said as "akang". Said when they are happy or they have to celebrate something. When said, they headbutt each other gently but sometimes very hard to make a a joke. Also combined with Boks Akang. "Boks" is said to indicate they want to celebrate with kang.
by BoksAkang February 6, 2009
Get the Kangmug. A girl with beautiful brown eyes, a great smile, and smooth hair. Someone everyone wants to be but there is only one of. A really great person.
by Matt K.erns July 4, 2009
Get the Kangmug. by esilv November 5, 2013
Get the kangmug. 
Get the kangmug.