You checked out or rented an eBook on your e-reader, but you haven't finished as the due date approaches. You disconnect the reader from the internet (airplane mode, for example) so Kindle can't erase the expired book from your reader until you finish: you are Kindlenapping the book.
Damn, I still haven't gotten to the climax of *50 Shades Darker* and I have to work tomorrow. I'll turn off the Wi-Fi so I can Kindlenap it until I have some alone time next weekend.
by burnt sox November 28, 2021
Get the Kindlenap mug.by attentionwhore April 22, 2004
Get the kankles mug.The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.
The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
by RobTheReef July 4, 2009
Get the Kankle Lock mug.An area where people congregate to read e-books, specifically a seated area commonly found in Starbucks.
Shaun, Fox and Binky headed over to the Kindlegarten to relax and do a bit of reading during lunchtime.
by lummie November 10, 2010
Get the Kindlegarten mug.When the calf meets the ankle and there is no prescence of an achilles tendon. Mostley seen in fat or obese people.
by Robert March 13, 2005
Get the kancles mug.A pretty and smart girl with a strong head on her shoulders. Often the strong head can be seen as stubborn. She has strong, well formed opinions, and isn't afraid to share them. She is caring and sensitive, and above all else loyal to a fault. Do not cross her though, that's asking for a world of hurt!
That Kendle over there is very intense about people waiting their turn. Don't cut in line in front of her.
by Big'lilSis February 4, 2010
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What's that rumbling in the distance? Oh it's the nasty kankle-monster huffing towards her next binge-meal.
by amoyoy August 12, 2007
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