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Douche-kabob

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.
He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.
by Friskycummings March 11, 2016
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Kamau Kambon

Kamau Kambon is a former North Carolina State University visiting professor of African-American Studies.

He is probably most famous (or notorious) for a speech delivered October 14, 2005, at Howard University, urging genocide of whites, saying, "We have to exterminate white people off the face of the planet to solve this problem of racial injustice." Footage of this speech is readily available as of July 14, 2006, and was apparently aired on C-SPAN (author realizes no one watches C-SPAN).

He supports his argument by calling the modern world an "international plantation," with each white man a plantation owner. He claims that all whites want to rape and kill blacks, citing "Pulp Fiction" as evidence of white bloodlust (this citation confuses the author, who does not understand what segment of the film Mr. Kambon is alluding to).

Mr. Kambon has a website (author does not know what the politically correct term for Mr. Kambon's association with said website--ownership, ) at www.blacknificent.com. The website seems devoid of any statements regarding genocide, instead offering links and inspirational tidbits about African-American culture, legacy, struggle and history.
I don't know 'bout you, but to me Kamau Kambon just proves that you don't have to be white to be a racist dick.

To any black people: I am white, and I don't want to kill you. You go do your thing, I'll go do mine, and we can all get along and maybe later we can do something fun, like clearcutting in Brazil or playing tag around Chernobyl or something. And won't that be fun?
by [dp] leviathan July 14, 2006
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Kaboop

Sound effect created by the elongation of Pinnochio's nose. Usually used by non-puppets (humans) as a vocal effect accompanied by a hand gesture, with the fingers pointing towards the face, which is demonstrative of a growing nose.
NB The number of gesture repetitions and/or length of the kaboop and gesture should be relative to the extent of the Billy bullshit ie. How far it is off the scale.
"Hey bru, have you seen Michael Ball lately?"
"He was just on his way to the bar to buy the first round."
"Kaboop!" (accompanied by gesture)
by Kate Hainsworth July 5, 2009
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Smush Kabob

When numerous people pile on top of one another (in a plank formation) while engaging in sexual activity.
Luke and Mitch smush kabobed for 4 hours straight
by abckickit August 17, 2011
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fist kabobbing

A slang term for male masturbation, named for the fact that sliding your shaft through your hand is similar to sliding meat and vegetables on a skewer.
I got caught fist kabobbing last night by my mom, and now she's in therapy.
by Luke64 December 10, 2008
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kaboom

The larger version of boom.
Boom is just a "boom" while KAboom refers to the "WOW" effect verison of boom. Something truly boom, becomes kaboom.

Can sometimes be written with multiple "o"'s such as: kabooooooom.
Meaning an even larger boom than kaboom.

Usually said with a special voice or sounds. Putting weight on the "o"s.

ps: if you actually say this, you might be considered a retard as it sounds pretty stupid saying this.

Also an onomatopoeia of a huge explosion
1.*KABOOOOOM* / *KABOOM*
Guy 1: Wow, that was one large explosion!
Guy 2: WHAAAT?!?!?!

2. Guy 1: KABOOOM. have a look at that chick.
by SuperWay July 16, 2006
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kabooted

The act of being extremely high on cannabis.
I went to class yesterday completely kabooted!
by MarlinsFan7 February 19, 2011
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