by bark25 June 6, 2018
Get the Kallista mug.The Kallista family in Australia (from Estonia) is one of the most amazing families you will ever meet. At the head of our family is our beloved Ema who sacrificed all for our life in Australia. Whilst we may all live across the country, our family gatherings draw us together to celebrate our family. A Kallista is always true to their word and those who claim victim of us do not truly know who we are.
Kallista means "To show affection" and if you are to ever meet one us you will find a person who loves deeply and is loyal forever.
Kallista means "To show affection" and if you are to ever meet one us you will find a person who loves deeply and is loyal forever.
Kallista - our family.
by kallistaklan November 7, 2014
Get the Kallista mug.A mystical being inhabiting the east coast of New South Wales, Australia. Mostly recognized by its mane of messy, brown hair, wild eyes and cackling laugh sure to haunt those in its surrounding area. Tales of this horrific being tells of its unusual and disturbing sexual habits which pose a threat to both men and women, being allured to many things normal people refuse to see as attractive. This desire encompasses cannibals, individuals with mental instabilities and those considered "batshit insane".
The Kallisto alone has 'deemed' many individuals both real and fictional to be their own, having the power to diregard all copyright issues and gaining full responsibility of said person and/or character with the simple regard of "oh he's/she's hot"
The Kallisto alone has 'deemed' many individuals both real and fictional to be their own, having the power to diregard all copyright issues and gaining full responsibility of said person and/or character with the simple regard of "oh he's/she's hot"
Kallisto! Oh my god!
by ICREATEDTHECANNIBAL November 20, 2019
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Get the Dirty Kallista mug.Kallistas exude dumb bitch energy. They often times forget things or lose track of what they're supposed to be doing. Nevertheless, they are martyrs and are v kind. Also sometimes they cry but thats a secret.
by imadethisbecauseimsad February 1, 2020
Get the Kallista mug.Derives from the Latvian name "Kalvis." It specifically refers to a horrible cocky sociopath, but it can be used to describe everything horrific, disgusting, abominable and atrocious. Think Hitler meets Stalin meets The Inquisition meets Chris Brown meets Jeffrey Dahmer meets Satan meets Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
North Korea has a kalvistic government
Jerry Sandusky was a kalvistic pervert.
Stalin kalvistically killed millions of his own people
Madonna flashing her fifty year old nipples was a kalvistic thing to do to her audience
Rosie O'Donnell's existence is undoubtedly kalvistic
Jerry Sandusky was a kalvistic pervert.
Stalin kalvistically killed millions of his own people
Madonna flashing her fifty year old nipples was a kalvistic thing to do to her audience
Rosie O'Donnell's existence is undoubtedly kalvistic
by Marv_Hope January 2, 2014
Get the Kalvistic mug.This is a nickname for blood hungry sluts known for snatching up boyfriends. Kallistas usually take them out for coffee or to the movies and convince your boyfriend not to tell you. As the the Kallista gains the mens' trust, she tricks them into thinking that she is better than you and that you're an awful person. Although Kallistas are experts in boyfriend-snatching, they are known to be hideous creatures.
You: My 2 year relationship is over. Out of nowhere, poof!
Friend: Oh my god! Why?! What happened?
You: A Kallista got a hold of him. I wish I could have protected him from it.
Friend: Oh my god! Why?! What happened?
You: A Kallista got a hold of him. I wish I could have protected him from it.
by VictimofaKallista December 14, 2010
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