Kalani is super funny and caring. He can make anyone smile even just by smiling. He is super sweet but isn’t afraid to kickass! He has been though a lot, but is alway there for his loved ones. If you have him as a boyfriend you’re very lucky.
by Itz ya girl Eli February 7, 2020
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In Hawaiian: E ola `o Kalani e Pauahi lani nui
A kau i ka pua `ane`ane
Translated: Long live Pauahi, the heavenly one, to extreme old age
A kau i ka pua `ane`ane
Translated: Long live Pauahi, the heavenly one, to extreme old age
by Kimokal March 11, 2012
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A real-life recreation of a gun featured on one of Brandon Herrera's cursed gun image videos. Recently given to Donut Operator as a "birthday gift." It's virtually an AK on acid, and the magazine is on top so hence the "bren" in the name.
"Hey John, did you watch Brandon Herrera's Kalashnibren video?"
"God fucking damn it did he actually make it?"
"What can you expect, he's Brandon Herrera"
"God fucking damn it did he actually make it?"
"What can you expect, he's Brandon Herrera"
by GermSherm April 26, 2021
Get the Kalashnibren mug.The Avtomat Kalashnikova (or AK47 if you prefer) is a selective-fire, gas operated 7.62mm assault rifle, designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov. The AK is easy to manufacture and cheaper to make than most assault rifles, making it easy for terrorist and guerilla factions worldwide. The AK47 was designed between 1944-1946 and came into service in 1949. The AK is a tough gun, as it is resistent to dirt and corrosion. It can withstand almost anything. If you ran it over with a truck, you could pickit up and it would work perfectly. It is one of the most smuggled firearms in the world. In some regions of the world, Ak's are sold at an extremely low price. To sum this up, the AK is an extremely reliable gun that is relatively cheap and is excellent for many situations.
During a sandstorm in a small Arabian village...
Terrorist (with an Uzi): Put your f***ing hands up!
Civilian: No.
Terrorist: (Tries to fire uzi at civillian, but sand clogs it up)
Civilian: (Pulls out AK47 and the sand doesn't affect the AK)
Terrorist: Oh crap.
Civilian: (Shoots terrorist)
I have to put Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 in here so UD will accept it.
Terrorist (with an Uzi): Put your f***ing hands up!
Civilian: No.
Terrorist: (Tries to fire uzi at civillian, but sand clogs it up)
Civilian: (Pulls out AK47 and the sand doesn't affect the AK)
Terrorist: Oh crap.
Civilian: (Shoots terrorist)
I have to put Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 in here so UD will accept it.
by Matt from Oz September 23, 2009
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by Maura Sadie January 23, 2009
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Get the Kalani mug.Derived from the Hawaiian word "Kalani" meaning "The heavens" or "The Royal One".
Other than that, Kalanie is a sweet and very beautiful girl. Very attractive despite her not thinking so. She is athletic and very bright. Having gone through so much in her life, she stays strong and she never backs down. She's a fighter and is very loyal. However, she can often keep to herself. She a girl of second chances and is very unique and one of a kind. She cares extremely about others and puts herself before first before others. Her laugh is contagious and beautiful and she has the most precious smile. She can be a bit insecure but her friend group helps boost her confidence. She can get jealous very easily. She's genuine and always enjoys being herself (which is one of the things that makes her special). She loves romantic movies and loves spending time with friends and just being with people. Her boyfriend is a very, very lucky man.
Other than that, Kalanie is a sweet and very beautiful girl. Very attractive despite her not thinking so. She is athletic and very bright. Having gone through so much in her life, she stays strong and she never backs down. She's a fighter and is very loyal. However, she can often keep to herself. She a girl of second chances and is very unique and one of a kind. She cares extremely about others and puts herself before first before others. Her laugh is contagious and beautiful and she has the most precious smile. She can be a bit insecure but her friend group helps boost her confidence. She can get jealous very easily. She's genuine and always enjoys being herself (which is one of the things that makes her special). She loves romantic movies and loves spending time with friends and just being with people. Her boyfriend is a very, very lucky man.
"Kalanie is such a babe"
"Kalanie is so fun and beautiful"
"Kalanie.. my sky.. my world.."
"You are the heavens, and whenever I look up at the sky I think of you"
"Wake up kalanie"
"Kalanie is so fun and beautiful"
"Kalanie.. my sky.. my world.."
"You are the heavens, and whenever I look up at the sky I think of you"
"Wake up kalanie"
by Axora May 14, 2018
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