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A Kavana is beautiful and outgoing person who is sometimes shy at first. She loves to meet new people and is very close to her friends. Kavana’s are usually always laughing and trying to make someone smile. Kavana’s are the most loyal person you could ever meet. If you have a Kavana you should definitely cherish and worship her personality and you are lucky to have her.
“Kavana is always smiling, it’s hard not to smile around her”
Kavana by Inspiration July 21, 2018
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Katanatard 

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.
I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...
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Chainsaw Katana 

The most powerful weapon in all existence. It has been known to cause multiple emotions in humans, the two most common being fear and sexual desire. It is thought that chuck norris himself crafted this destroyer of worlds. Photographs and drawings of the divine weapon must have an explosion photo shopped in the background so that the paper doesn't burn up from the awesomeness.
Man 1: Did you hear about that planet exploding the other day?
Man 2: Yeah, must have been a Chainsaw Katana
Chainsaw Katana by joeydud15 August 30, 2013
Kaianas are fun-loving, chill, and very wise. Other than being able to be very insightful of the world, Kaianas just need to be loved and understood. Usually an "island beauty"

Can be used as a synonym for the word "cool"
I want to be a Kaiana when I grow up
kaiana by Meeshu April 14, 2010
A smart, awesome, and fun loving person. A kajaani is the type of person that is energetic and loves to make people laugh a lot. When ever you meet a Kajaani, make sure you tell them how you feel about your friendship. They are great friends and will stay loyal no matter what.
Awesome Loving Friends Loyal Kajaani
Kajaani by ~Foreverwishes~ June 29, 2011
A Hawaiian word for somebody who is awesome also means "the power" in the ancient Hawaiian language
You are a kamana
kamana by TheHawaiian March 9, 2015

Katana Cultist 

Someone who thinks the katana is the ultimate weapon, unbeatable by any other sword. Also call Kanata Fanbois.
"Dude look what I got! It's a combat ready katana! Imma win for sure now!"
"I never had you pegged for a Katana Cultist, get that out of here."
Katana Cultist by Nilgodmode January 21, 2015