kalbert

Shoving a fat round salami stick up your arse. (can use one of those dog food sausage things, yuuuuuuuuuuk!)

When Bob had finished cumming in her mouth, he decided to give her a kalbert with a 12 inch long, 5 inch wide, bavarian salami.

by Joe-Dirty September 17, 2003

kaillera

"Kaillera" is a misspelling of a french word that is used for defining bad people who lives in "ghettos".

People who burn cars, kill people, etc.. are kailleras. I think you get the idea.

kaille|ra <=> ra|kaille -> racaille

by zLade August 10, 2006

kalbert

fallic deformity common among overweight caucasian, in which the penis is a least 2 times wider than it is long.

his kalbert was to wide to fit

by robert liu May 19, 2003

kalbert

A kalbert is a penis more than twice as wide as it is long. The namesake comes from the doctor who found the disorder (and incedentaly the first know case of kalberts) Kirk Alberts

wow look at that chode, its almost a kalbert

by chodie May 19, 2003

kalbert

This dude Kirk Albets supposedly had a dick more than 2* as long as wide, so they made this word kalbert, meaning a dick more than two times as wide as it is long. The extreme form of a chode.

Tammy:I don't know how it will fit in me, its a Kalbert
Tom: It can be a trick to get in

by Dunks September 16, 2003

kailler

the most 1337 than you'll every m33t

Kailler is the most 1337 than you'll ever m33t

by wizzkid fanul suprem al lui Kailler December 11, 2004

kalbert

A serious deformity of the penis, causing it to grow mroe than twice as wide as long. Many bayb's with this disorder (although it is VERY rare) have there genitals cut off and a sex change performed at birth as it is easier on the baby phsychologically. Sometimes it is possible to cure through a secuence of penis enlargement operations.Ë?

in the locker room: "Hey look man, jimmy's got a kalbert!"

by Kirk Alberts (Kalbert research Foudnation) May 25, 2003