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Kaiann

The 5th state of matter in which everything EXPLODES due to its awesomeness. you can't touch it, hear it, see, it, smell it, dance with it, eat it, or make funny farting noises with it. it doesn't work. Be sure to feed your Kaian LOTS of chicken hats with salsa. It will give you amazing super powers, better than the fantastic 4 and SuperMan and Batman COMBINED. It can't any better you say? WELL THINK AGAIN. The Kaiann works just like MIGHTY PUTTY!! Yeah, its awesome becuase Billy effin Mayes sold it. End of story.

Not really!! The Kaiann is also a great thing to feed to llamas if you want them to explode from the inside out and turn into a gaint black hole that while certainly bring the end to the human race. It makes a pretty awesome kids toy too! Just give the Kaiann some cheese and it will start shaking like crazy...which makes it another kind of toy also......

Not to be confused by the Chili Version! The Kaiann is 100 times better!!!

KAIANN = EPIC WIN.
That's a Pepper just like Kaiann.
by mango_blue January 8, 2010
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Kaiånny

The most sweetest girl, funny,kind, loud, sensitive. Loves to dance and move around.
Dang, Kaiånny is so good at dancing. Them arm movements tho.
by Mattxkatie04 March 23, 2017
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kaitann

A Kaitann is a hot chick but doesn't like taking compliments. She can be easily angered but otherwise is quite chill. She is also will do anything for friends and family
B-'Wow she is such a Kaitann, sooo hot'

A- ' Yup she really is a badass'
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Kaiyanna

Kaiyanna is so ratchet.
by Swngnamis September 6, 2016
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Kaiganner

Someone with the name Kai that makes you angry or upset.
you: hey Kai Cenat, are you coming to the party across the street? everyone wants you there so badly!
Kai Cenat: no i dont want to.
you: youre such a Kaiganner
by SolarDefinitions June 28, 2024
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kaianni

Kaianni is very beautiful and Kaianni Is a very sweet person she can be rude sometime but she is a good person to talk to. She is a respectful person. Shes a great person to be friends with. Shes a good bestfriend and she will love you. A kaianni can not sing at all. Shes a very beautiful person. BE FRIENDS WITH A KAIANNI. She is very nice if your nice to her if your rude shes rude back
by Jocelyn vargas February 10, 2019
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Kaigan

Kaigan is very ugly and has the best bf ever!
Kaigan’s loud
by 12627 August 1, 2019
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