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Kaepernick

Full bore, unkempt, wooly, lady bush. Sometimes referred to as a "Bob Ross."
1. I always assumed Amber had a landing strip. Wasn't I surprised when she dropped trou and unleashed the Kaepernick.
by MoltenPoo July 28, 2019
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kaepernicking

To flex your biceps while doing random things the way San Francisco quarterback Colin Kaepernick does when he scores touchdowns.
After a good workout I start Kaepernicking before I leave the gym
by ThisDatBoiD January 16, 2013
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Kaepernick

verb To shit where you eat. To screw up big time.
Boy , did you see the way Joe did that Kaepernick?
by Uncle Joe K. December 3, 2019
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Kaepernick

to purposefully disrespect a person, group, entity in order to gain respect (verb)
Damn girl, first, he slapped you in the face, and then you fucked him? He totally kaepernicked you.
by Wormulous German God of Comedy September 27, 2017
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Kaepernicked

Receiving oral sex by a dark skin woman/man/(insert pronoun) while they’re on their knees with the national anthem playing.
I met this beautiful girl named leticia at the bar last night. Took her back to my place and she kaepernicked by dick all night.
by Gary gruber November 16, 2020
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Kaepernicked

Is a person who had the world by the balls and ruined themselves by taking a stance over the improper use of symbols to interject their views.
Senator Warren Kaepernicked herself when she claimed she was Native American and her DNA test was a complete Fail!
by TJ1394 July 5, 2019
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kaepernickous

Kaepernickous (/koʊˈpɜ rnɪkəs, kə-/) adj. - The feeling, knowledge or thought that you are doing the right thing or taking necessary action for yourself and/or others, even in the face of adversity, opposition, and/or personal cost.

Homonym of the name Nicolaus Copernicus, who published his findings on Heliocentrism, about the universe with the Sun at the center instead of Earth. Heliocentrism was adopted rapidly by scientists, scholars and astronomers, but vocally rejected by those who refused to accept heliocentrism was correct, and that instead the entire universe revolved around Earth.

Kaepernickous is a modification from the name Colin Kaepernick, who exercised dissent by not standing during the national anthem before football games.
Example: I felt kaepernickous being the only person who remained seated during the standing ovation after what I thought was a rather poor performance.
by CaffienePowered December 4, 2017
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