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Kaepernick

When you take one of those skinny sticky shits that pulls your ass hairs out, hurting so bad you have to take a knee.
I was at a 49er's game and took a Kaepernick in stands, it dropped me to my knee, I was so embarrassed.
by T-Rantula September 7, 2017
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Kaepernick

Full bore, unkempt, wooly, lady bush. Sometimes referred to as a "Bob Ross."
1. I always assumed Amber had a landing strip. Wasn't I surprised when she dropped trou and unleashed the Kaepernick.
by MoltenPoo July 28, 2019
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Colin Kaepernick

Used to be the greatest joke to ever come to the NFL until Antonio Brown destroyed his own football career. Now he ranks #2 among NFL losers. Thinks he's a vocal hero to the black community for disrespecting the country that has paid him millions upon millions of dollars to play football. Says that America is a racist country yet hails Fidel Castro as a Cuban hero and continues to concoct bullshit ways to look like he is trying to return to the NFL when in reality, he just wants his name returning to national headlines. When team managements express a glimpse of interest in this bum, he shoots their offers down because it's not exactly what he wants.

If he really wanted to return to being an American football player, he would be proud to be an American and he would accept any offer from the NFL. Since neither applies to him, he's just an attention-seeking hypocritical dumpster fire of a loser and a bum and he always will be until he realizes the error of his ways and apologizes for the disruption he caused in the football world.
Colin Kaepernick will never play another NFL game again.
by jc4493 November 18, 2019
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Kaepernicking

To flex your bicep and kiss it in celebratory fashion. Inspired and trademarked by San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick.
Colin Kaepernick just ran for a touchdown to take the lead and is showing his celebration by kaepernicking to the crowd.
by Technyze January 24, 2013
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kaepernicking

To flex your biceps while doing random things the way San Francisco quarterback Colin Kaepernick does when he scores touchdowns.
After a good workout I start Kaepernicking before I leave the gym
by ThisDatBoiD January 16, 2013
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Colin Kaepernick

(Adj) A dick

(Noun) A person who doesn’t stand for the national anthem
Roger: “I think I’m going to take a knee

Steve: “Don’t be a Colin Kaepernick, Roger”
by RogerGoodell June 11, 2018
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Colin Kaepernick

(Adj.) A dick

(Noun) A guy who doesn’t stand for the National anthem
Roger: “How do you feel about taking a knee

Steve: “I don’t want to be a Colin Kaepernick
by RogerGoodell June 11, 2018
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