Kablameyshmack

Ka • blam • ey • shmack
/kablam'e'shmak/
Verb
Usually refers to an extremely sharp and forceful smack, but can be used to describe any form of damage or extreme force inflicted by one object to another.

"Boy fuck outta here 'fore I kablameyshmack yo staple remover lookin headass."

"The dodgers are going to kablameyshmack the reds tonight bro."

by Shoul June 11, 2017

not kablamo

when you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is... and you're sure to be fired because that's your job.

"You dissed Fred Segal, and everybody knows. HA HA HA HA HA! You're not Kablamo!"

by Sir Wanton October 7, 2004

kablam-o

Really, incredibly cool. (Also see; Jammyrific.)

You just won the lottery? That's Kablam-o!

by Sheya August 22, 2003

KABLAMO

a sound effect for an explosion

when that detonated it went KABLAMO

by NOT Trogdor May 19, 2010

kablamoplasty

Changing the appearance of your bitch's face by shooting large amounts of Jism onto her facial features.

"Call me Dr. Jism, because I gave that ho last night kablamoplasty!"

by Julius-Harrow December 27, 2007

kablamatang

a complete mixture of all flavours of tang especially good when in a foreign shithole

Kane:Man Turkey blows
Calum: Yeah but at least we got Kablamatang

by calgeezy September 25, 2007

Kablamo al-a mode

(threesome 1 guy 2 girls) when a man hasnt came in over a months period of time then both women shit into a bowl (base flavor) then the man splooges all over the shit and they split the chocolate jizz flavored ice cream between all three of them.

you have to try the Kablamo al-a mode with stacy and lizzy, by far the best ice cream ive ever had

by miney bands October 18, 2022