KMITF

kmitf stands for "kick me in the face." Alot like fml but much more violent. Used to express retarded amounts of fail on ones self or just ridiculous levels of disappointment.

KMITF, the pregnancy test is positive

AHH! i have a 12 page paper due tomorrow and i still havnt started... KMITF.

by facekicker September 3, 2009

KYITL

An abbreviation for "Keeping You in The Loop", an excuse for forwarding, CC-ing or BCC-ing people on emails.

- "Dude, see enclosed: KYITL"
- "Please stop sending me emails that have nothing to do with me."

by dumpster2 August 17, 2013

KMITF

Abbreviation for: Kill Me In The Face

1. Expression of ultimate disillusionment of the situation.

2. Statement of frustration.

OUCH, I've just stubbed my toe - KMITF!

KMITF I’ve got to stay late at work.

My Mrs is having an affair, fucking KMITF!

by SmellyMatter May 18, 2011

KnitFlixing

Knitflixing (v) Working on a knitting project whilst watching NETFLIX. Netflix is the only appropriate online video streaming source for the avid knitflixer.

I got tied up in my knitflixing - it's my favorite hobby! Netflix and knitting, what could be better!?

by Broship September 13, 2016

kitfad

an annoying fad who is a mod for the popbase discord server

kit just opened applications for Big Brother! **two days later** oh he didnt pick me kitfad is OVER

by burgundyswift January 18, 2023

Kitfin

What Dumbass hotel people think my name is

"Yes, a booking for miss Kitfin? Or was that Mrs O'Neill?"

by Emmie October 14, 2004

KYITM

KYITM: an acronym for "Kiss You in the Morning." Usually used as a farewell following that of "good night."

Good night :) KYITM

by Someone about to go to sleep June 2, 2011