(Kyt-itty) Keeper of the most spectacular beard in the known universe, driver of the most insanely awesome Tacoma and general manly-badass. Currently he is secluded away in the mountains attempting recharge from his colossal fandom of gorgeous women. If you're ever lucky enough to meet this man, take a photo because meeting someone as incredible than this, is more rare than killing a dragon.
All women everywhere: I wonder where Kyitty has disappeared too, I miss relishing in his glorious beard.
All men everywhere: I wish I was as much of a man as Kyitty is. Maybe I could finally get laid!
All men everywhere: I wish I was as much of a man as Kyitty is. Maybe I could finally get laid!
by thewonderwall December 6, 2016