Kleenex

What (Diane Talamante) uses to stuff her bra. Where not sure what company made those kleenex but where afraid to find out. Diane has one year suply of tissue in each bra cup. Diane if your reading this U CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF WHICH U PROBABLY DID!

DIANE Talamante could loose 25 pounds by not wearing tissue theres a new weight loss diet for you bitch!

by Anonoumouys Fatass April 5, 2005

kleenex

Adjective.To be clean.

Damn! His hypebeast shirt is kleenex!

by Bocaj McCracken August 12, 2008

kleenex friendship

Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!

One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.

A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.

by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015

kleenex guy

A guy you use once and throw away - the perfect rebound

A hot lifegueard is the perfect rebound, use him once and throw him away- he's a Kleenex Guy

by NotAllHeroesWearCapes May 2, 2015

Kleenex fuck

You blow in it and throw it away.

I wouldn't fold her up and put her back in my pocket - she's just a Kleenex fuck.

by dabadone January 14, 2010

kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.

hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!

by doc hargrove August 16, 2006

kleenex baby

A tissue-cum mixture created by masturbation.

I have a tissue shortage because Tim made a kleenex baby in my bathroom!

by Timmies February 27, 2008