Kattus

A guy who buys a latte, but uses his cum as the creamy topping

Alfred liked a girl so he wanted to show his love through a creamy Kattus.

by Brakimedes October 25, 2017

Klaatu

An internet geek who know's all the answers to every single thing in the world.

"That guy know's everything, bloody Klaatu!"

by Shaolin October 10, 2004

Klaatu Barado Nikto

Klaatu is dead save him

Patricia Neal told Gort, Klaatu Barado Nikto in the movie "The Day the Earth Stood Still."

by Geary January 16, 2004

kattued

to have the penis removed by a sharp object i.e. a knife, etc.

the barbarians kattued the knight in their fury

by samcan1 April 16, 2011

klättermusen

A word invented by the Swedish, used by the Pakistanis to piss off anyone called “Sufyaan”.

Me: Klättermusen

Sufyaan: Fuck Off

by NotAmmar October 28, 2018

Klaatu Barada Nikto

What you say when you want to get back fucking home!!
If your trapped in 1300 AD England

Ash has to speak similar words in order to retrieve the Necronomicon but fails to remember it properly "Klaatu. .. Verada. .. Necktie...Nectar...Nickel..."
"Klaatu Barada Nikto"

by A.T Graham July 19, 2009

Kattu

1. l337
2. An over-obsessive Otaku fangirl who is obsessed with Kakashi.
3. Being the nickname that was given to Katt, adding the 'u' at the end made it cuter.

Kattu-chan is teh awesomeness ^^!

by Katt December 13, 2003