by Gummy34 April 27, 2021
Get the KRUMP mug.When a child (usually your own, less than 5 years) makes a HUGE doodie in the bowl and forgets to flush the toilet. Then a guest comes over and uses the bathroom and sees the "beast" still floating and wonders what you ate for dinner and how bad your manners are.
Also see kidkin
Also see kidkin
"My son Jack left a kidump in the bathroom....then a date came over and saw it and nearly puked. She told me I needed to see a doctor...and said that the Lysol spray was empty."
by JacknRochNY September 7, 2007
Get the kidump mug.1. Getting a girl drunk enough to have sex with you.
2. Fail.
3. Puke on said girl while she is passed out.
4. Convince girl she threw up on both of you.
5. Watch her clean up your vomit.
6. Guilt girl into sex.
7. Win.
2. Fail.
3. Puke on said girl while she is passed out.
4. Convince girl she threw up on both of you.
5. Watch her clean up your vomit.
6. Guilt girl into sex.
7. Win.
Where's Peter?
In the room with that girl.
Do you think he is pulling a Koumpa?
Probably. I don't think all that grunting is her...
In the room with that girl.
Do you think he is pulling a Koumpa?
Probably. I don't think all that grunting is her...
by Vomit Comet February 20, 2011
Get the Pulling a Koumpa mug.by Poop Face123 May 20, 2010
Get the J-Klump mug.Alexandra, is someone who can only be defined as a Goddess. She is flawless with her spicy personality. She is magnificent and can perform miracles with her inhumanly, Godly powers. Usually she will have dazzling accessories to go with her spiffy style, but can become very jealous of another girl very easy, sometimes of even boys. Alexandra is expensive and can be dramatic at times, but usually is her usual organic, zippy self. This girl loves boys, obsessed over BOTDF and is gorgeous while she does all of this. She is someone who is upfront with everything, so if someone is pissing her off, she will go straight up to them and deck them in the face. Alexandra is enchanting, usually found mesmerizing some boy with her irresistible charm and beauty. She hates to be alone, and can stay awake with a friend no matter what. This is why Alexandra is the best friend anyone could ever have, she is the silly to my billy. She is my Pretty Kitty. She is my Biffle fo sho.♥
P.s Unfortunately, Alexandra likes to act too crazy sometimes resulting in me having to watch out for her to keep her out of trouble.
P.s Unfortunately, Alexandra likes to act too crazy sometimes resulting in me having to watch out for her to keep her out of trouble.
Melissa: Hello Miss Alexandra Kump.
Alexandra: Hola, amiga.
Melissa: Have you had something to drink this afternoon?
Alexandra: Its five o’clock somewhere,
:)
Alexandra: Hola, amiga.
Melissa: Have you had something to drink this afternoon?
Alexandra: Its five o’clock somewhere,
:)
by TwistedGlory July 20, 2010
Get the Alexandra Kump mug.White girls from the suburbs who love Rap and Hip Hop Music; These girls are typically fat, love attention and the intrusion of others people business
by 6797167383 February 19, 2015
Get the Kimp mug.An affection and/or love of buttons. Those that have this usually enjoy collecting buttons, using them in crafts and projects and even identify with them in some manner.
More extreme cases lead to a sexual arousal at the sight or mention of them.
More extreme cases lead to a sexual arousal at the sight or mention of them.
"Yeah, uhuh, sure. Hey, where did you get that shirt?"
"The department store across the street. Why?"
"Well, its just... so many buttons... buuuuuuuttooooons! GIVE ME THOSE BUTTONS! I MUST HAVE THEM!!!"
--Example of Koumpounophilia
"The department store across the street. Why?"
"Well, its just... so many buttons... buuuuuuuttooooons! GIVE ME THOSE BUTTONS! I MUST HAVE THEM!!!"
--Example of Koumpounophilia
by The Logical Fallacy December 18, 2015
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