kielbasa

Polish word which means sausage. Period

I love eating sausage. - Uwielbiam jesc kielbasa.

by LLLLLLLLLL October 23, 2007

Kielbasa in my taco

Euphemism for sex, usually used by a female.

"I'm in need for some Kielbasa in my taco."

Alternatively, if it is a guy wanting to have sex with a girl, the following would apply:

"I want to put my kielbasa in her taco."

by nash nacho August 1, 2008

Kielbasa Lips

When an overweight female wears unflatteringly tight bottom-wear, such as elastic capri pants, and spandex. Thus confining her fat labia onto either sides of her pant seam, and creating the illusion that she is smuggling two greasy kielbasa over the German border in her drawers.

Man that bitch is fat...

OMFG, she has kielbasa lips!

Oh dude, you're so right,

Yea, I seen them when she did that cartwheel!!!

by .Tiff.A.Knee. July 6, 2006

View to a Kielbasa Dog

A special kielbasa hot dog at Hugo's hot dogs.

"What's the Hot Dog of the Day, Hugo?" "It's the View to a Kielbasa Dog, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Kielbasa car wash

When a person walks on their knees between two rows of men all of whom are helicoptering their penises, slapping her in the face as she goes by, similar to the wash cycle of a car wash.

The couple thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the kielbasa car wash while on vacation.

by UndercoverKR July 11, 2021

kielbasa

a term used in Tenacious D's Kielbasa song, and other uses. it means Penis

woo my kielbasa is big tonight!

by DigitalN. January 15, 2005

comatose kielbasa

a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.

Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.

by Francis Coughlin November 21, 2006