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Komistus

definiton of heikkihe gets allthe girl bc hes such a komistus sexy guy
your such a komistus
by VIrtanen November 10, 2022
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kekistan

The ancient country of Kekistan. Home of the frog people, also home of the world famous now forbidden Pepe.
Stop being Kekophobic, I'm from Kekistan, praise keke
by FeelsTrumpman February 2, 2017
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Kekistan

Holy Land of the frog people. Praise Kek. REEEEEEEEEEEE
You may go to heaven and I will go to Kekistan.
by kekistanipraisekek May 9, 2017
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Keistering

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus
Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security
by KC Is A Knob Gobbler April 21, 2009
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Kekistan

Kekistan is an invented ethnicity with a storied yet obviously entirely invented history, religion and culture.
It mocks how the far-right cling to their race and cultural purity narrative and how the far-left clings to their racial victimhood narrative with an parody of extreme patriotism and an oppression narrative about how the Normiestan and the Cuckistan nations oppressed the Kekistani people.
Let us prosecute a meme jihad against the Normies in the name of almighty KEK and the glorious nation of Kekistan
by Deus Dex July 12, 2017
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keister stash

A popular hiding place for contraband such as drugs, especially in prison. The anus. Usually the contraband is wrapped in a condom.
Johnny kept is smack in a keister stash.
by veritone January 16, 2009
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kekistani boombox

During the middle of intercourse, the dominant partner screams "Free Kek!" And blows themselves up. As a result, a big boom is heard, and the nearby Kekistanis will start singing the national anthem.
I wouldn't get into her dude. Word on the street is, she's just trying to Kekistani Boombox with someone.
by DetectiveB January 13, 2018
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