K-Mart

A deptmartent store getting their asses handed to them, by Wal-Mart and Target.

I hate K-Mart.

by Saints September 21, 2003

K-mark

How white trash and rednecks say the name for the slowly failing discount store, K-mart. Some black people also pronounce it this way.

Jeb: Where'd Jethro go?

Brandi: He went to buy some cheetos at the K-mark.

by RobinL December 31, 2005

K-mart

Something cheap and unwanted.

Dude! That car is so k-mart. I would never ride in that thing

by Chris Duenas August 29, 2005

k-mart cowboy

a fake cowboy/cowgirl; they rock their trucker hats, john deere shirts, bigass belt buckles, plaid shirts, cowboy boots, carhartt apparel, and twangy ass accent just a little too hard...and its pretty clear that they aren't country

now i'm not country or anything...but that dude is a k-mart cowboy if i've ever seen one

by doctorkizzle March 6, 2008

Easy as K-mart Girls

Young females who work at K-mart are notoriously easy. Without much effort you can often fool around with them in the store. If you are a young male it is highly recommended to take employment with K-mart.

If you haven't noticed you will rarely find an employee stocking the shelves or tidying up in K-mart. It is because they are all hiding in the stock room giving or receiving blowies.

What do you mean, you don't know how to stalk on facebook , it's easy as k-mart girls.

by whackipedia July 26, 2011

K mart

A retail store, unlike Walmart, who understands that music censorship is Un-American and gives people the right to choose from a good selection of cheap, unedited CDs.

Man, Walmart sucks ass yo. Let's check out the CDs at K mart where we can buy our PA CDs, yo.

by PHD August 25, 2005

K-Mart

A department store that sells, among other items, notoriously unfashionable/poor quality clothing. All clothing brands are licensed exclusively to K-Mart (i.e. Route 66) and quite unsuccessfully attempt to mimic current trends.

Associated with a demographic that is either low income, cheap by choice, or fashionably inept.

Popular Kid: "John's such a dork, saying those lameass sneakers with no logo are real skate shoes. He probably got them at K-Mart."

Social Reject: "My mom's gonna take me to K-Mart tomorrow to get some cool t-shirts."

by foreign lump February 10, 2006