(jurr - rann - ee - tlon - ull)
(emphasis on rann)
1.) a short bus, usually for sale
2.) something to yell randomly when seeing a stranger
3.) used in awkward silences
(emphasis on rann)
1.) a short bus, usually for sale
2.) something to yell randomly when seeing a stranger
3.) used in awkward silences
1.) Cory: I need a car!
Jeremy: Buy that juranytlonel for sale on 491!
Cory: NO I FUCKING HATE YELLOW
Jeremy: FUCK YOU, YELLOW IS COOL
2.) *random person walks by*
Hillary: JURANYTLONEL!!!!!!!!
*person gives Hillary a weird look*
3.)Doctor: You have cancer
.....silence........
Friend of person with cancer: JURANYTLONEL!!!
Jeremy: Buy that juranytlonel for sale on 491!
Cory: NO I FUCKING HATE YELLOW
Jeremy: FUCK YOU, YELLOW IS COOL
2.) *random person walks by*
Hillary: JURANYTLONEL!!!!!!!!
*person gives Hillary a weird look*
3.)Doctor: You have cancer
.....silence........
Friend of person with cancer: JURANYTLONEL!!!
by Shanallillen December 5, 2007
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by juandan March 13, 2009
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Juran, is the equivalent to all the woman in the world having one big orgasm, it's like god himself put one Juran on this earth to be the pleasure King Kong with the ultimate Ding Dong.
Jessica Alba and Angelina jolie fight to the death over who gets to swallow Juran's creamy syrup of life.
by unrelatedperson February 2, 2010
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variant of the Spanish name, Juan which translates from the Hebrew as "gift from God." Men nicknamed Juando are often also referred to as "Mr. Juanderful." Ladies, if you happen to find yourself a Juando, you definitely need to jump at the chance cuz odds are "Juan in a Million" that you'll find another man who's as attentive, caring, tender, kind and good in bed as a Juando. Guys named Juando also happen to be rather erudite and significantly more intelligent than your average Juan.
The Most Interesting Man in the World is often mistaken for a guy named Juando.
The Most Interesting Man in the World is often mistaken for a guy named Juando.
Joe: Did you see the newest Dos Equis commercial with The Most Interesting Man in the World? He was snowboarding down Mt. Everest with a hottie on each arm!
Josh: Man, you crazy! That was Juando!
Lori: Hey girl, how's it going? You seeing anyone these days?
Cindy: I just met a guy named Juando..... we've only been together for a couple of days and I've never had such a toe-curling good time!
Josh: Man, you crazy! That was Juando!
Lori: Hey girl, how's it going? You seeing anyone these days?
Cindy: I just met a guy named Juando..... we've only been together for a couple of days and I've never had such a toe-curling good time!
by jellybean67 February 10, 2010
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the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said fuck off....Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team they all adore? they're the team in red and white and they're fucking dynamite and Juande Ramos's mother is a whore...she's a whore
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said fuck off....Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team they all adore? they're the team in red and white and they're fucking dynamite and Juande Ramos's mother is a whore...she's a whore
by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008
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