sexy no jutsu

A jutsu performed by Naruto Uzumagi in the anime series Naruto. It consists of him transofrming himself into a sexy female to distract the enemy or, in some episodes, to get what he wants. See also harem no jutsu.

The second funniest jutsu in the entire show after harem no jutsu

by Tor Haugan February 26, 2004

Superglarekamehameha no-jutsu

At first intimidating, but truly harmless glare given by mousey little who like to hide behind other people (preferebly friends) and like to talk shit they can't back up.

"OH-SNAP! Diana's Superglarekamehameha no-jutsu has no effect! I'd best smack her shit up!"

by Miho May 6, 2005

Reaper death seal jutsu

When your gf gets mad at you during the seggsy time and decides to chop off your cock, cook it and consume it, stripping you of the power to ever use your seggsy time jutsu again.

Friend 1: "yo, why were you in the hospital for the past few days?"
Friend 2: "oh ye, funny story, my Neanderthal of a gf pulled a 3rd Hokage on me and preformed the Reaper death seal jutsu on my cock, so now I won't be able to use any seggsy time jutsu unless I choose to posses the body of somebody else!"
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING MOTHERLY FU-"

by naruto_dictionary January 29, 2021

shadow cock jutsu

shadow cock jutsu is a specialized jutsu in intercourse where any shadow is turned into a cock shaped shadow and posses the same ability as a normal penis.

"SHADOW COCK JUTSU" says shikamru after thrusting his 11 inch shadow cock in Temari's clumpy pussy

by FuckuYouapussyassbitch November 23, 2019

Shadow Clone Jutsu

When your fucking a bitch you pull out and do the hand signs. Cum in your hand rub it all over ur foot and kick her in the pussy making sure only the big toe goes in. Pull it out and hear that pussy pop. If she doesn’t like it use Rasengan.

Friend- “bro what you do last night.”
Me- “had some bomb ass sex then used Shadow Close Jutsu”
Friend-“what she do”
Me-“she turned around looked at me then smacked me Idk why tho”
Shadow Clone Jutsu

by The magic shroom December 22, 2020

Swag Jutsu

Its a Jutsu that makes your swag Level increase by 99. Only the best master can use it and Increase the swag from other persons drastically.

You are captured in the SWAG Jutsu

by Saint Alexandrus March 15, 2021

Shadow Possession Jutsu

When Shikamaru actually does something

Shikamaru does nothing and says its a drag,

Shikamaru sees your mom
SHADOW POSSESSION JUTSU!!!

by RustyIronWolf June 4, 2021