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jankenstein

anyone showing janky behavior or doing something jank or janktified to a unbelievable degree.
Can you believehe came up in here wearing that bullshit, looking like jankenstein himself.

You locked ya keys in the car with the car running? That's that jankenstein shit right there.
by King Swag July 30, 2008
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junkanoo

1. A word used by an individual to excite and entice others to join him/her in an endeavor to begin in the immediate future

2. A popular Bahamian festival celebrated on Boxing Day (Dec. 26) and New Year's Day each year. Typically is celebrated with a street parade including music.
1. Behnam: Yo let's go grab some gatorade, pizza, and turkey wraps from the casino deli, all inclusive.
Jeremy: Junkanoooo!
All others: JUNKANOOOO!

2. Bahamian native: "Whatchu know about Junkanoo?!"
by fishba March 31, 2008
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Junknet

The webbing found in swim trunks that keeps your junk from flopping out and scaring kids.
"Look at the weird patterns on his sack! His junknet must be too tight!" ~Oscar Wilde

"Last time I wore shorts without a junknet, I was kicked out of Darien Lake and was asked never to return." ~Gary Busey

"His entire wardrobe is made of nothing but junknet! Even his fucking shirts!" ~David Bowie on Freddie Mercury
by Legero June 23, 2010
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Junkette

A female who swoons over the junkie-type rockstars. Known to find attraction in boys who smoke, do drugs, are overly skinny, have stoner eyes, messy hair, are in bands, etc.
Junkette: Check out that hot guy over there.
Other Person: WHAT? He's hot?! He's a heroin addict that weights like 50 pounds.
Junkette: Exactly.

Person A: So how was concert last night?
Person B: It was good, but Amanda kept swooning over the band members despite the fact that they looked like they were going to die of an overdose any second.
Person A: Well, it's expected. Afterall, she's a total junkette.
by TheVogueMafia January 7, 2008
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junketarian

Someone who says they're a vegetarian, but they mostly just eat junk food, with the only vegetables being some form of deep-fried potatoes. SEE ALSO: Junkivore (someone who still eats meat, but only if it comes out of a fast-food window.)
Martin's a junketarian -- he might not eat meat, but he also hasn't had a salad in 5 years.
by LanguageLover December 17, 2009
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Jankenbauer

Nickname for Matt because everything he does is jankie
Matt - Haha I blocked your field goal attempt

Nathan - fucking jankenbauer
by Kritos March 28, 2011
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