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junk mail 

When one sticks their junk in the mail slot of someones door until someone sees it. Usually a sick prank
Person 1: Hey you know that barber shop down the street that Person 3 owns?

Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: I totally junk mailed it while all his customers were in there.
junk mail by TuriGuiliano April 25, 2011

Junk Mail 

An emailed photo of genetalia
1.Got some Junk Mail from that guy I gave my number to last night. Not bad.
2. Ew, I thought that guy was normal but there was some Junk Mail from him on my phone this morning! What a creep!
3. Girl sent me some pics, ohhhh! I got a vajj jukebox up in my phone!
Junk Mail by Tjbf55 July 21, 2014

junk mail 

shit that takes up space in your mailbox or e-mail that you don't want
it would be funny to send the people who mail you the junk mail a bunch of crap so you can block up their e-mail
junk mail by lunar shadows August 2, 2004

Junk Mail 

The act of gloryholing through a mail box slot.
Junk Mail by Daywalker1989 April 29, 2011

Junk Mail 

Girl 1:"I got some junk mail the other day."
Girl 2:"How was it?
Girl 1:"I got three 'letters' at once!"
Junk Mail by beefstew429 April 22, 2011

Junk mail 

Mail containing heroin.
I hope I get that junk mail I've been waiting for, is it ever gonna get here?
Junk mail by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016

Junk mail 

I just love gettin "junk mail" , u kno them dik pics, dudes alwaz talkin bout they junk..lol.. "junk mail"...
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