Tjbf55's definitions

Junk Mail

An emailed photo of genetalia

1.Got some Junk Mail from that guy I gave my number to last night. Not bad.
2. Ew, I thought that guy was normal but there was some Junk Mail from him on my phone this morning! What a creep!
3. Girl sent me some pics, ohhhh! I got a vajj jukebox up in my phone!

by Tjbf55 July 21, 2014

facebook faggot

a person who chronicles their daily minutia on facebook while believing that someone out there really gives a shit

Teresa is such a facebook faggot I know when she's ovulating.

by tjbf55 March 22, 2009

twitter-typo

in re: Anthony Weiner

A life altering - possibly career destroying - mistake in judgement

That writing job I turned down at Groupon is turning out to be quite the twitter-typo.

by tjbf55 December 3, 2011

duhlexia

misreading directions or instructions

The card said suite 1104 but my duhlexia kicked in and I spent an hour looking for suite 4401

by tjbf55 November 21, 2010

booty call

call made accidently when one sits on his or her cell phone - resulting in the receivers' eavesdropping.

Man, got a booty call from Janet's cell yesterday. What an asshole, she's treats her housekeeper like a field hand.

by tjbf55 March 5, 2009