jumping jesus on a pogo stick

astonished, flabergasted, surprised

jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that

by Selur livid March 29, 2015

jumping jesus on a pogo stick

From 'Stuart' by the Dead Milkmen.

"Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

by squeaky's brain July 24, 2008

jesus jumping fucking christ

Said When Your Either Irritated and Pissed Off, Confused, Are Your About To Bite The Fucking Big One.

Irritated and Pissed Off
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................

by The Doc Brown May 6, 2006

jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

Jumping for Jesus

The act of committing suicide by jumping off a high surface.

The victims of 9/11 were all Jumping for Jesus

by anonymous July 19, 2021

Jesus bungee-jumping Christ

A phrase used when stunned by the stupidity of another person or persons.

"Jesus bungee-jumping Christ! So, you didn't think running your hand through the band saw would hurt?!

by RadioHead33 March 30, 2009

The jumping jesse

The act of jumping on a pogo stick nude while shitting.

Great...."The jumping Jesse" left stains on the rug.

by poon tube and the other hand. August 26, 2019