jesus juice

my delicious strawberry nesquik.

chocolate and other flavors are gay.

like your mom

fuck im out of jesus juice, MOM GET IN THE CAR WERE GOING SHOPPING!
me: *buys all the jesus juice in the store*

by Ranger_Roy April 03, 2018

Jesus Juice

Cum

I want your jesus juice inside me

by KrispyKremePie April 22, 2018

Jesus Juice

Cum

I just ejaculated Jesus Juice

by Lil Chodey September 01, 2018

Jesus Juice

The ejaculation from a male genitalia.

I shot my jesus juice on her back.

by SwiftyOne April 19, 2005

jesus juice

The seminal fluid of a man, usually a sea man.

"My Jesus Juice shoots all the way to the wall!"
"No way! Can you show me?"
"Hell yeah!"

by Crankiestpotatoe July 18, 2016

Jesus Juice

High Quality Smack. When Heroin is loaded in a syringe. Particularly dark/green tinted worked-up Heroin. One is thought to have ecstasy close to god-like from this.

Jimmy: "Yo, Tom you gotta get you some of this Jesus Juice. Shit's got me smacked off my tits!"
Tom: "Word? I tried some of that shit last week, had me speaking to God and shit!"

by ClerkJesus October 11, 2020

Jesus Juice

Concord Grape Juice, Lemonade, and Vodka

Gimme some of that Jesus Juice it’s amazing!

by SunneFyre October 16, 2019