juice box

a vagina, especially one that is plump (perhaps resembling a clenched fist) and contains in inordinate amount of juices, ready to burst

D: Marv, I'm telling you, man, you should have seen the juice box on this broad; it was just oozing.

M: Well, then, I guess the juice was loose, huh?

by the lexicographer February 25, 2009

Juice Box

Another word for douche bag, jerk, or ass hole. Instead of saying douche bag, you can say Juice Box to avoid getting in trouble with teachers or parents. Also works around little children; they have no idea what you are saying, so it stops them from repeating the word or asking questions...

BOB: Dude! Ted just made me do the rest of his shift!
BILL: What a Juice Box!
(child is wide eyed in confusion and slowly walks away)

by Tarabear001 August 09, 2011

Juice box

its not that hard a juice box is a little carton of juice with juice in it..
seriously/

mum can u have a juice box for lunch
yes, yes u can

by yummbo September 23, 2008

juice box

A juice box.
the bestest way to drink your juice.

ex. HiC Fruit Punk -Juice box.

D:"Hey Kenny, do you like juice boxes?"
K:"No?"
D:"Well i like juice boxes!"
K:"Okay, i like juice boxes.."
D:"And the world was happy!!"

by [D] January 27, 2008

Juice Box

A juice box is a small rectangular container that people use a straw to drink juice out of, but in slang, it means a guy that cums from being teabagged.

Valerie: I'll bet Eddy over there would really love this fat mouth around his cock.

Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.

Valerie: What the hell does that mean?

Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

Juice Box

Mid Canadian term for snorting coke right out of the baggy.

"Pssst, my girlfriend isn't looking.........quick!....juice box me!

by Dj Shrub October 09, 2005

juice boxed

juice boxed is when oral is properly given to a woman and she gets extremely wet after a short time offering the giver splendid juice to gently sip.

It was such a delicious juice boxed night I skipped breakfast and went straight to lunch! Princess juice box is the most beautiful and delicious ever!!! Yum!!!!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself June 09, 2019