Talmud Judism

The state of having rejected the living Son of God.

Talmud Judism is gay.

by LefebvreWasBased March 29, 2022

Judaism

Step 1: Circumcision

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Prophet!

There's some gefilte fish involvedin Judaism too.

by Dawn of the Shed January 22, 2011

Judaism pro

A perk used by Jews in cod especially spm

That kid is using Judaism pro he killed me with a throwing knife

by Mlav April 21, 2010

Judaism

A monotheistic religion that has its origins in Levantine Yahwism (the Old Testament religion). Judaism began about 200 B.C. and places emphasis on Rabbinical teaching. The supreme authority for Judaism is the Talmud, a large collection of rabbinical writings and biblical commentaries. Judaism had its major influence in Babylonian and Egyptian religions. Judaism traces its teachings to the Pharisees, an old group of teachers from the early first century and onward to the destruction of the Temple in 70 A.D. It's core beliefs include the belief in one God, the coming of the Messiah, and the notion that the Jews are the Chosen People of God.

David Feinstein is a Jew who practices Judaism.

by Jay Rawd December 11, 2007

Judaism

Religion practised by (((them))).

Ben Shapiro follows Orthodox Judaism.

by Cycot November 14, 2018

Roman Catholi-judaism

A religion practiced only by Amstutz, whose tenet beliefs are laziness and that man can live on grease alone. He believes that Jesus was a good "man", but only because the Amstutz has a Shylock nose.

The kosher practices of Roman Catholi-judaism include excessive masturbation and eating whatever one pleases.

Josh: I have a big nose, an overbearing mother, and I'm cheap; might as well convert to Roman Catholi-judaism.

Licitra: Faggot

by valparaisoooooooo March 31, 2009

Judaism

A religion premised on the view that a radioactive bearded man who built the universe and invented the idea that it is not okay to steal decided to favor a race of people because they are related to a guy who would have killed his son.

Jew: I'm the best because I'm related to Abraham.

Non-Jew: No, you are the best because the Catholic church prevented everyone else from becoming bankers.

Even though they are not racially superior, Judaism has some really cool members, like Adam Sandler.

by Jewballer September 22, 2012