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jubbers

a delicious adjective meaning lovely. derived from the term, lovely jubbly.
acceptable for describing a rather good situation or as a positive answer to a request or question.
Gashman: what are your plans tonight Thundercunt?
Thundercunt: not much
Gashman: how about a big juicy warm meal with a side of taste?
Thundercunt: MMM...sounds JUBBERS!
by fitguy1 December 25, 2007
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platty jubes

when 'er maj, queen elizabeth ii, hits 70 years sitting on her arse doing pretty much bugger all, so obviously it's time for the brexity bunting to come out, and to pretend it's 2012.

short for platinum jubilee, and alternatively (but incorrectly) spelt 'platty joobs'.
person 1: hey, have yer seen that it's arr lizzie's platinum jubilee street party this weekend?
person 2: platinum jubilee?? you mean 'platty jubes', obvs. pass us a stella.
by gillieturtle June 2, 2022
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Jubbers

Possibly the greatest single (clean) word in the English language.

Originating as a portmanteau of the Cockney term 'lovely jubbly', it has evolved to be used both adjectivally, as a thank-you, a noun and as a synonym for almost any positive answer.
Tim; Alright mate, how's things?
Neil; Jubbers mate. I got a jubbers new job, a jubbers new girlfriend, moved into a jubbers flat and got a jubbers new company car. Things are going pretty well.

Tim: Ahh mate, jubbers. How's your Mum doing?
Neil; Ahhhh, she's not particularly jubbers, but you know, you can't have everything.

Steve: Hey Tim, is the Jubbers sorted?
Tim: Jubbers.
Steve: Jubbers.
by JubbersTim October 18, 2017
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jubes

a jewish ladies boobs, or breasts or tits or melons or ballons or misquito bites
"What do you call a jewish womans boobs?...JUBES!!"
"Look at those jubes on Zac's mom."
by Zac Dyrstka April 20, 2007
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Jubes

Jubes is a nickname for someone whose name starts with J. Jubes is most likely a girl who is very spastic, funny, and nice. Jubes comes from the latin word "jubes" which means ordering, but the nickname jubes is the opposite of ordering
Person 1:Look, there goes that nice, fun girl named Julia

Person 2:Yeah, we all call her Jubes
by just_casual November 16, 2014
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Jubes

I like to eat Sour Jubes
by J March 14, 2004
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Jubergay

Comes from the word Ubergay. A Jubergay is a Jewish Homosexual (e.g. Dave Blake) who buys all their 'fabulous clothes' on clearance, and still looks 'fab'.
Dave Blake is Jubergay.

Tim is a Jubergay Fag.
by Jewboy (JB) March 15, 2009
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