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Juana is an ugly Hispanic girl. who doesn't take showers and smells like pee.
omg Juana stinks like pee
by Travispattyswag September 15, 2020
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Juana

The definition of lucifer. She is the spawn of Lucifer and Satan. She is a demon that god is hunting down. She is disguised as a middle/high schooler to fool you. But she will devour you the moment she finds you alone. Many kids went missing in my school because of her.
Juana will devour this world against god. precautions 12:2112
by platupus my ass April 26, 2022
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Juana Santos

The Juana santos will come.
by The one and only May 13, 2014
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Juana Herb

Juana Herb

Definition of Juana Herb

Asking someone if they would like to smoke or eat the psychoactive dried resinous flower buds and leaves of the female hemp or cannabis plant (Cannabis sativa or C. indica) that contain high levels of THC and are smoked, vaped, or ingested (as in baked goods) especially for their intoxicating effect : Juana Herb

First Known Use of Juana Herb

When God created Adam and Adam seen Eve and a Marijuana Plant
Adam then asked Eve Juana Herb?

History and Etymology for Juana Herb

February 11th 9999(AD) When God Created earth and placed the first two people here, he was wanting for them to try his dank weed, so he gave them words to communicate so they would know when the others were ready to smoke up on his most delicious plant. Soon they were feeling great asking each other, Juana Herb? Eve even went so far as to cook and make drink with Gods most prized plant. Yet every time before cooking and making sure it was alright with Adam she would ask, Juana Herb?... and of course Adam being a true christian and Gods first loyal fan he would say each time, YES Please!

Asking Juana Herb is simply asking someone if they would like to smoke up...
Juana Herb up after work?
Juana Herb from a fat bowl?
Juana Herb in edible or wax?
Juana Herb in your dinner?
How Juana Herb tonight?
Juana Herb up before we netflix and chill?
by Herb Toker February 16, 2019
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Juana Maria

Marijuana backwards with an extra "a" to delunge some of the negative connotations away from the obvious "Good Times" this item delivers.
Person 1: Yo.. you know Juana Maria?
Person 2: Who the f*ck is that?
Person 1: Say it backwards... *wink
Person 2: Oh...!! yea yea I know her... she coo....
by Kashm September 19, 2006
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juana-be

Someone who pretends to be a stoner or acts like a stoner for attention or the opportunity to appear "cool".

Also, for more obvious textual evidence, marijuana-be.
Mary Jane always talks about how she's stoned all the time, but everyone knows she's just a juana-be.
by Freaky-Deeky May 29, 2012
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Juana Burnone

Basically in a nut shell when your homie hits you up about smoking a joint or a blunt.
"If you had a ride, I'd introduce you to a latina named Juana Burnone!!!!!"

Hector: "Ay guey you what u doing later tonight ?"
Doh Boi: "Nothing, Why was good ?"
Hector: "Tiny and me got some fire and wanna know if juana burnone"
Doh Boi: "Sounds like a plan homie, come slide through and pick me up."
by Doh Boi December 1, 2010
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