Jschlatt

A youtuber who is/was on Callmecarson's smplive server. Uses a terrible mic for comedic purposes.

Have you seen Jschlatt's "A Tribute to Minecraft?"
Why yes I have that youtuber's video

by Wildreaper9224 June 2, 2019

Jschlatt

The pretty, pretty princess in the Mario Brothers franchise.

Heyy do you know Jschlatt?
Yeah, my favourite quote is 'ban women'!!

by Dead_Thing_Walking January 31, 2021

jschlatt

a big guy, sexier than most, a bit on the wild side, con-artist and money connoisseur .

“jschlatt took my money” says person A, “no he didn’t” says person B

by Dilsers April 16, 2021

jshlatt

Jshlatt is an internet personality that is currently running for president of the United States of America in 2020. If he is elected, the first bonk will be Bonk. Together, they will raise taxes and feed our children with the souls of absent fathers. He is popularly known as Blades, but has previously established his true identity; Logan from Big Time Rush. Wilbursoot, his mistress, has not spoken on his presidential campaign.

Person 1: Who are you voting for?
Person 2: Why, Jshlatt, of course!

Person 1: Me too! I love Big Time Rush!

by itisoneinthemorninghelp October 18, 2019

Jschlatt

Boomer

“Jschlatt is a boomer am I right lads”

by Dylan the idiot January 29, 2020

jschlatt

He is God.

Person 1: Hey you seen jschlatt recently?
person 2: Yeah i have, i see him everyday. He is god after all.

by JschlattisGod March 31, 2021

jschlatt

boomer who invented schlattcoin, the most powerful currency. also invented the legendary artifact, the cuck shed. a true god amongst men.

person 1: hey, are you religious?
person 2: of course i am, i worship jschlatt

by random user #1.797e+308 September 29, 2020