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jschlatt 

He is God.
Person 1: Hey you seen jschlatt recently?
person 2: Yeah i have, i see him everyday. He is god after all.
jschlatt by JschlattisGod March 31, 2021

jschlatt 

boomer who invented schlattcoin, the most powerful currency. also invented the legendary artifact, the cuck shed. a true god amongst men.
person 1: hey, are you religious?
person 2: of course i am, i worship jschlatt
jschlatt by random user #1.797e+308 September 29, 2020

Jschlatt 

Jschlatt, a guy who’s allergic to dust and brownies… he also can’t swim

Jschlatt, a guy who owns a gun for paintball he also has an orange tabby named Jambo:)
Person 1: Jschlatt scares me

Me: loser

jschlatt 

someone:hey you know jschlatt?
me:ya, he’s the controversial one
jschlatt by klotaylorsversion August 14, 2021

Jschlatt 

This bigman has lots of money by definitely not scamming his customers with his currency "Schlatt Coin"
"Hey look it's Big Man himself Jschlatt !"
Jschlatt by Ur local retard February 22, 2021

Jschlatt 

Jschlatt?
Jschlatt!
Jschlatt by JoeBiden(Maybe?) March 22, 2021