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Joystick

a guy's dick
dick, penis
Can I play with your joystick?
by Demon Inside November 24, 2004
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Joystick

Homosexual sex position where a man has his partner on the edge of the bed with his legs aloft. He then "Makes love" to his partner whilst waggling his penis from side to side like a joystick - namely in the old 80's sports games fashion (Daley Thompsons on the Amstrad CPC464 for example).
He can also then uses his testicles as the buttons, if he so desires.
Russ lay on the edge of the bed holding his legs, I entered him and begun to furious waggle his todger left to right like a joystick whilst bashing his gonads with my index finger like a true 80's gamer.
by MC ToeKnee Jee March 18, 2008
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Joystick

A stick for joy, for games and OTHER things. ;)
Could I play with that joystick?

ha!
by Sychonub October 19, 2011
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joystick

A joystick is another word for a dick/penis used especially when the girl you have having sex with says "man, you have a good joystick"
In other words the stick makes joy
Girl:Nice joystick!
by sonic1234 June 15, 2010
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The Joystick

When a man uses his thumb to keep his penis erect; using techniques learned from such video game consoles such as N64.

When you are "Joystick'in it", you take your thumb and rub it on the head of the penis, as if you were playing an intense game of Mario Kart 64.
Moe: Jesus girl hurry up and get undressed, I'm losing it!

SlutFaceWhoreBag: Just do the joystick for a while! My bra is stuck!

Moe: Nvm, I'll just call your sister
by CreamyMoe September 25, 2008
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Joystick

When a man rubs the head of his penis with his thumb repeatedly to keep it erect.

Resembles what it looks like when one is playing on a game system like N64 or XBOX.

Also can be used as a verb
Dude, Stacy was taking her sweet time to get undressed, so I had to start to do the joystick.

Before I met up with Jill, I had to joystick my dick to keep it in prime condition.
by Watchmoeslip March 24, 2008
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Joystick

A type of ice-pop/popsicle similar to a Mr. Freeze. Comes in different colours, shapes and sizes.
Hey! Look at all them guys sucking their joysticks!

Can I have a taste of your joystick?

Want some of my joystick, baby?
by The Tangoman October 23, 2004
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