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jewterus

anatomy. Nontechnical name: womb, a hollow muscular organ lying within the pelvic cavity of a Jewish female human. It houses the developing fetus and by contractions aids in its expulsion to create a baby which is considered 100% Jewish by Jewish ritual law, regardless of the religion of the father.
Jewess: My parents want their grand kids to be Jewish, but they say I can marry outside the faith because I have a jewterus, which automatically makes any offspring I produce 100% pure Jewcy.
by ObviouslyAvi April 29, 2014
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joteria

Of or relating to gay subculture in Mexico. From joto/jota, Mexican for queer.
Pepe always knew he was gay, but he didn't really get involved in la joteria until he was 20.
by Mateotihuacán June 11, 2006
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throat jolter

when the joke is so funny that your throat ejects from the esophagus and is sent into space
wow that was such a throat jolter!
i haven’t gotten my throat jolted like that in ages!!!
by @jocynoce February 4, 2022
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Jowered

A term that is used to describe when someone gets fucked. It’s another way of describing a bad ass action.
Holy shit, you just got jowered!” “Your girl right there just got jowered by Wray Akins”
by Will jowers fan boy March 5, 2019
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jorteralls

Rosie: The look I'm going for is...jocular.
Ana: Sounds like it's time to bust out the jorteralls.
by Callmelunette April 7, 2011
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Jowera

Jowera is a beautiful woman, she has a good will

She is beautiful but she does not know that she is beautiful, her self-confidence is low, her life is sad and she has too many problems in life, she is dull but her good will is more dominant, she is not friendly she is an introvert person with Social Anxiety she wants to be successful in Life even though she is lazy and she doesn't want anyone to be sad because of him she has a lot of problems about the past but little by little she forgets it she is a very nice woman but she doesn't look good on himself.

She is an introvert,shy type,with Social Anxiety,kind,loving,sad but she does not show that she is sad,full of sorrow,she doesn't enjoy his life very much,she tries to be happy with her.
I wish I had a friend like Jowera

keepsafe everyone^^
by Akira Avelos March 7, 2022
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Jorter

Jorter is a type of person to eats shorts. Reminiscent of the saying "eat my shorts". A Jorter is somebody who you want to unfriend because one day they will consume your jean shorts with or without consent.
*hits blunt* "Fuck them Jorters bro, they ate my best jorts."
by ZoorinDWalade June 13, 2023
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