jolanda

an evil person that likes to scare her friends

Jolanda told me that George is trying to impregnate me by saying hi.

by Cheermerlyn December 23, 2003

Johanda

Definiton of the best friendship. Ship name of the most amazing & hot girls on Earth.

dude 1: "Damn. Those girls have the best friendship I've ever seen. What's their name?!!!"
dude 2: "I know, man. They call themselfs "Johanda". I absolutely love them."
dude 1: "I know, right? They're also pretty hot tho."

by Lenyy October 22, 2017

Jolanda

A weird acting black person that works as a drug dealer

Gimme the drugs Jolanda!

by Johnny the NinjaSamurai June 12, 2017

dirty jolanda

Usually very quiet, shy girl who love to get jizzed on secretly

Yea she's shy, but she is really a dirty jolanda

by Jcn2 June 9, 2020

Jolanda

Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really Fat Person

Jolanda is the fattest person ever

by Jonoa March 31, 2022

Jomanda

a bitch that likes to steal cell phones for no reason but to hook up with guys.

"what happened to your phone?"
"oh, jomanda"
"that blows."

by horsevagina March 25, 2010

jolanda

a girl that always talking about haar buikspier because its gewoon buikspier da is geen vel,

das gwn bijna sixpack jolanda

by moehahahi January 18, 2017