Joust

To bang or have sex with.

Dang that chick is hot I would like to joust her.

by SinneR'sLair August 22, 2008

Joust

to take a long "stick" a put it in some one's face

Many people want to joust me

by chunx November 16, 2005

Joust

Another word for masturbation.

Raul was jousting in paul's computer.

by ITfag August 4, 2008

Joust

when your girl is on her hands and knees and you run full force with your boner and ram her in the ass.

Can I joust you tonight?

by Rayne95 December 29, 2014

Joust

Using ones erect penis against another person or friend with an erect penis and running at full speed at each other and whoever gets stabbed by the erect penis loses.

"Oh man my stomach has an enormous bruise from when your dick hit me at our last jousting session"

"Fuck dude my black eye isn't getting much better from jousting last friday"

by Negro Flakes March 3, 2009

Jousting

Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed.

Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"

by Doug Waldman December 2, 2013

no joust

A phrase that claims something as yours with absolute certainty. Can not be overridden.

I call shotgun, no joust

by Big Mike April 25, 2004