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jutting jaw syndrome 

jutting jaw syndrome is a condition when a guy has an abnormally protruded jaw as if on purpose to show his control over a girl. it is a sign of complete toolness and a fake sense of masculinity.
Cameron says, "wow, look at that guy's jawline!" Mike replies, "yeah, he has a bad case of jutting jaw syndrome."
jutting jaw syndrome by Miker94 October 25, 2009
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Im Jetting 

AYO HENRY, Im jetting cuz, bell me in 6 hours big man.
Im Jetting by GangstaLikeUnknown October 29, 2020
(Just Offenders Serving Time) The act of serving time in jail or prison
Yeah, girl. Me and Amanda were josting together last week.
Josting by Kablamber May 31, 2018

Jomtingz 

a mega party. only the awesome of the awesome may attend these godlike events. no one knows how these sacred things were made but it is thought that the jomgods had created this for people to enjoy. men have been driven insane trying to grasp the awesomeness of a jomtingz. it has been said that chuck norris was conceived at a jomtingz.
" yooo broo are you going to the jomtingz tonight?"
" yeah bro but it will take me like an hour to spike my hair up and pick out the shirt that shows of my rippiling biceps well enough"
" true bro i have to get my brooklyn tough guy accent just perfect"

^ neither of these guys would attend a jomtingz because they sound like complete guidos. i should kill whoever even mentioned the phrase around them.
Jomtingz by boddymon24 June 4, 2010

jettings 

adj, abbr: jizz settings. Jizz settings is a setting that exists only in the mind. It rests above ultra settings and high settings in computer games.
Shit dude, did you see the new iPhone? It's hella jettings!
jettings by groglox July 8, 2010

JEAN JOLTING

The act of having a female's vagina stimulated by one's hand through her jeans.
My boyfriend gave me a good jean jolting last night.
JEAN JOLTING by orblog genius June 25, 2008
The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".
Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!
Jorting by clockcatcall September 14, 2010