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Jodism

Jod is a supreme being who rules over the universe. Jodism is the following of Jod's teachings and scriptures on how to live life in a correct manner. Anyone who follows the path of Jod is called a Joddist. There is no holy book as such but revered scriptures include the 'To Do' book and 'HWK Diary'.
Joddists have their own set of commandments they must abide by and often like to associate with members of the jewish faith. Some of the major commandments are below:

Jod is ALWAYS right and as a result, so is a Joddist
Jod ALWAYS gets his way and as a result, so does a Joddist
Jod is NEVER on time, as a result, neither is a Joddist
Jod wants EVERYONE to love him, as a result so does a Joddist

In Jodism it is believed that Jod created the world in 6 days. He originally meant to start work on the sunday but was running late and ended up starting on the monday. Jodism is actually a polytheistic faith and followers believe in numerous less significant deities such as 'God', 'Kod' and 'Clod'.
The most famous disciple of Jod is the Prophet Rod and he has been spreading his gospel since the turn of the 21st century
"And the Prophet Rod started his arduous journey throughout the middle east spreading the word of Jod and extending the reaches of Jodism"
by Gandles October 9, 2006
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Joyism

A style of oil painting created by the artist Linda Paterson, principally in her series of ground-breaking landscapes. Joyism features beautiful, colourful interpretations of spectacular scenes particularly flowers, trees, gardens and mountains. Paterson’s artworks are known for their bold, exquisite colour palettes.
Gallery visitor 1: Dude, these paintings are really inspiring – they make me feel joyous just looking at them.
Gallery visitor 2: Surely, Linda Paterson is the pioneer of the ‘Joyism’ school of painting. Her beautiful scenes and vibrant colours put a smile on my face too. Oh joy!
by balconybar February 16, 2023
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Joeism

Something very annoying that Joe (Basic White Nerd) does on a regular basis. This includes, but is not limited to, thinking he is a professional rapper, trying to downplay his severe nerdiness and thinking he is black.
Joe: "What's up rassclaat, I make musical art"
Anyone Nearby: "Fucking hell that was such a Joeism"
by Nam Hef December 13, 2018
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jodism

Jodism is a religion

jodism ; is kinda like being a hippy , dont give a shit for anyone else unless they give a shit about you , you respect people who respect you . weed and stuff is okay , but cocaine and speed and the stronger drugs arent but tbh , if you wanna go ahead and kill yourself , feel free . also , dont judge people untill youve spent atleast 5 seconds with them, 5 second rule is always a must . you have to live life to the full . and be totally honest with people and basicly fuck rules within reason . and have fun
alcohol is allowed
stealing if okay too
murder and rape shit isnt okay thou
Dude are you catholic?
Nah fuck that shit im a jodist
ooo hows life?
awesome & yours?
sucks , god is suck an ass and he made adam fuck his own kids
join me in jodism then its much better
by veronica19922105 August 30, 2006
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Jonism

Jonism is the cult formed within a School of Eynsham, after a messenger from God, known as 'Jon' was seen entering the school descending from the clouds. Jonism now has over 25 followers and has become popular within the online community.
Jon: Hi
Random: hi amg luls u iz dat god from jonism innit?
Jon: Yes, now bend over.
by Chrisblack November 19, 2007
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Jossimar

Jossimar is one of the best people you will meet in your life, too smart, expert at making jokes but he does not like being made to him
with Jossimar I spend the best moments
by jonxt November 22, 2021
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Jobism

The discrimination and mistreatment of others based on financial income source or lack thereof.
Telling someone that they don't deserve to be able to support themselves with an entry level job is blatant jobism.
by MidwestMasterpiece June 24, 2022
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