Josen

In modern society, it is almost impossible to find a man who is sexy, intelligent, and kind. Researchers have searched far and wide to seek for the existence of such a man. Researchers has classified this rare breed as unicorns, but the public simply calls them Josen.

Girl 1 in UK: Did you know there was a rumour that a man can be hot, caring and smart?!
Girl 2 in UK: That's impossible... no man can contain those three attributes..
Girl 3 in UK: I read in a chatroom that there exists a Josen in Canada.
Girl 2 in UK: I already bought the plane ticket, let's find him.

by fantasticAaron March 30, 2017

Jörgen Lindblom

A 54 year old gymnastic teacher from Turku

Jörgen Lindblom´s new Audi is so prima!
Look, there Is Jögä again

by shrek_anonymous123 January 13, 2022

Jörgen

A horse that disappears when you aren't looking.

My horse always gets lost like a Jörgen.

Where is my horse? I think he is a Jörgen.

by Gamingweeek June 29, 2019

Jörgen #2

Jörgen #2 is Jörgen's replacement after he was tragically killed after returning from the Nether. The original Jörgen was PewDiePie's horse in Minecraft.

"Did you make Jörgen #2?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost?"
"Jörgen."

by penislover1247 June 29, 2019

Amya Jorden

A beautiful girl who sometimes struggles with controlling her emotions. Is somewhat athletic but mostly excels in the social field as she has made friends with many of the people in her grade. Although she has many strengths she is lacking in self-esteem at times and can become stressed, many times over her grades even though she is pretty smart. She also believes that she is ugly although she doesn't see how beautiful she truly looks to everyone else.

Side facts:

-prefers to be called Mya.
-is currently dating Kevaun(Kevin)Porter

STATS for Amya Jorden:
Athleticism: 45%
Intelligence: 85%
Sexiness: 95%
Emotions: 30%
Social: 97%

by EliTran May 31, 2019

joreen

Joreens are kindhearted and straightforward girls who doesn’t really clique well with most girls and get brozoned by lots of guys which makes other girls jealous because joreens are close to guys ,along with Alexyas, whom they clique along very well to. Joreens may have low self esteems at times but it doesn’t stop them from being bright and cheerful girls. They are absolutely beautiful and they want everyone around them to feel good and happy. They put others before themselves and are very trustworthy.

Joreen and Alexya are best friends

by DalianXiaolian April 23, 2018

Jorden

Jorden is Independent & Loyal. Jorden likes to keep it real so you can tell him anything & it’ll always stay between you & him. Jorden “Forgives but never Forgets”, one of the reasons why he’s so confident but so Independent. Jorden is a very understanding person. If Jorden doesn’t understand, he’ll ask until he understands (If it matters). Jorden likes to surround himself with the people he trusts. When you first meet Jorden, you may think that he acts “shy” but really he just doesn’t know you.

Name Jorden

by Princejayy1k December 24, 2017