Jorinzy

The lowest unit of measurement used to explain how retarded someone/something is.

1:" Yo, have you seen that bitch who superglued her hair?"

" Yeah that bitch is Jorinzy af."
2: " God fucking damn it. Why is the stock market so Jorinzy today?"

by Kanye’s Taint February 11, 2021

almond joying

Eating ass

I'm going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy. Almond joying

by xXFBombXx June 16, 2014

Joning

Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.

Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.

by Merk Red July 30, 2008

Jorin

Enthusiastic, handsome and strong willed. The name itself has Norwegian origins, which speaks to its strength and character. Jorin is a strong minded individual with aspirations of greatness. A wise and courageous man, Jorin may stray from his path but his resolve never fades. Jorin is a social being who brings life to any event

Hey Jorin, I wish i was more like you
OR
Wow I wish i was friends with Jorin
OR
Damn I want Jorin!

by WIldKay February 4, 2010

just joking

something you say after you state the truth and get yelled at.

Teacher: Listen boy, you're in detention for the next 3 weeks whether you like it or not.

Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.

Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.

Boy: Just joking...

by july72011 July 7, 2011

Joking my ass

Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!

Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?

by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022

Only joking

Similar to No offense. It's usually said by a person after they've insulted you and meant everything they said, but don't want to upset you or get punched in the face as a result.

Mike: "Dude your a fucking faggot and no ones likes you! ...Haha only joking :)"

John: -.-

by lolrakfj July 13, 2012