Joop

To ejaculate, when you think about a senior that you would like as your boyfriend

he pulled a joop when he was at senior night

by Poopishere10 October 23, 2008

joop

poop and jack it at the same time

How could you ever joop that is sick.

by EvanZav September 19, 2009

joop

to leave or depart but in an urban, hip sort of way

Hey man, let's joop out of here.

by cstrom August 22, 2011

Jooping

The action of shitting/pooping while taking a fat hit from your juul.

jitting joop

Bruh, where you at? You came to the party and dipped.

I’m still here. Stuck in the toilet, jooping.

by MakeHerIntestinesAPuzzle February 12, 2019

jooped

screwed over; got the wrong end of the deal

"I don't want to get jooped into spending more on the bill for dinner than Steve."

by kissmyturkey March 16, 2016

Jooping

The act of cumming or jizzing and pooping at the same time.

That guys so nasty, he's jooping!

by basketballson56 March 2, 2010

a joop

A joop is a most fantastical creature. It considers itself to be quite weird and strange, and enjoys making bad puns and jokes with other similar creatures. A joop can also be known as 'ajoopie'.

Joops are rather excitable beings known to stress out too much over certain small things yet calmly offer solutions to those in need. If you need a good friend who'll stick by your nonsense for a very long time, a joop is a great creature to talk to.

I'm so fortunate to be friends with a joop.
Oh my god, a joop made more bad puns today :/

by Startistiq February 22, 2018